No. I do not want to upgrade to a large Dr. Pepper for only 50 cents more that I will never finish.. I ordered a small.



No. I do not want some hot buttery popcorn to go with my frosty beverage. If I did I would have told you.



Yes I did take a look at the candy selection and considered buying a box of Resees until I saw that two Resees cups cost a whopping 2.50.



No. I do not want to try your stale cold nachos or the hot dog that has been sitting on the grill since before the theater opened five hours ago.



I have worked at a theater in fact I trained all the little newbies that decided to give up any hope of a successful life by applying at the pathetic excuse for a company. And contrary to the "trainers manual" I told each and every one of those newbies to NEVER offer anything more then the customer ordered.



So please Mr. D-Bag Theater Concessionist next time you have someone walk up to your gross sticky counter dont offer them everything you know they dont want to buy you might actually enjoy your shift a little more.